The Coming Dignity Crisis
unsolicitedanalysis: The internet really seemed to devalue this commodity. People that sold early performed well, but lately it seems that plastering yourself all over the web doesn’t generate the same return. As an asset, personal dignity seems to be less valuable than ever. Are we in line for a dignity recession, then? We’re going to hit a point where people would rather have their dignity...
If you encounter a Juggalo/Juggalette, it is best to remain calm. Do not try to...– Urban Dictionary: juggalettes
youngmanhattanite: YOU ALWAYS REGRET WHAT YOU DIDN’T DO, NOT WHAT YOU DID DO. UNLESS YOU BROKE INTO THE STOCK MARKET AT THE TAIL OF END OF 2006. THAT’S PRETTY FUCKING REGRETTABLE.
Ruth Reichl to Promote Gourmet Cookbook Before... →
Ruth Reichl called today, sounding tired and reflective and sad. On Monday, her bosses at Condé Nast told her they were shutting down Gourmet, the magazine she captained for the last ten years. She was completely surprised. “We had shot for a year out,” she said. “It just breaks my heart. January, February and March were going to be great issues.” So she told her staff. She started packing. And...
Attention everyone! All menstruating women go home immediately!– Kenneth (via 30rockthings)
David Letterman Reveals Extortion Attempt Over His... →
NYT: October 2, 2009 By Bill Carter David Letterman said on his show on Thursday that he had been the victim of an extortion attempt over charges of sexual affairs with staff members, claims that he conceded were true. Mr. Letterman said on “The Late Show,” on CBS, that he had been approached by a person who wanted $2 million not to go public with information that Mr. Letterman had been in...
Mad Men spoof “MA Men” : the Massholes over at Sterling Cooper get a new account (with New Kid Joey McIntyre as Rogah)
To tell you the truth, I didn’t even know who Kirsten Dunst was. I’m...– James Jimenez, on trial for stealing Dunst’s Balenciaga purse.